The new office cleaning guy is a character:

Me: “Hello you must new”.
Him: “Fresh from the agency.
Me: “American huh?”
Him: “No ma’am I’m from Texas.”
Me: …Okay…What brings you to wintery Britain?”
Him: “Pussy.”

At that point I’m smiling politely but backing away.

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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

Definately Texan.

Ma'am, just want you to know that Texas is basically it's own country in some ways and...

Oh, what am I saying? I can't defend the reputation of my countrymen anymore... Hahaha.

Futile, Sisyphean effort.

However, at least he's honest... lmfao.