The new office cleaning guy is a character:

Me: “Hello you must new”.
Him: “Fresh from the agency.
Me: “American huh?”
Him: “No ma’am I’m from Texas.”
Me: …Okay…What brings you to wintery Britain?”
Him: “Pussy.”

At that point I’m smiling politely but backing away.

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Lostpoet · M

It's not what you think his gf was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness and he had to move across the pond to be closer to her and help take care of her and her cats. it's very subtle you might have missed the inflexion.