It has come to my attention that the comments on my postings are getting more and more sarcastic.well done
Would you leave this place if there's a mandatory fee of say 10 U$D per annum?*leaves in anticipation*
The Pun Also RisesA Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything". The vendor makes the fully dressed hot dog and gives it to the monk who pays with a large bill. The monk waits and waits, and finally asks if he can get his change. The...See More »
Yesterday I was getting a text...And I was like oh cool.. New text!! I open it ... "You have an appointment tomorrow with.." I am truly the popular one 😭😝
She’s going full Ronald McDonald on youGet out that brown paper bag. There’s a new clown in town and she’s as horny as a toad. She’s going full Ronald McDonald on your ass!
fucking gross someone pranked us all at the vegan food section....horrific been years without eating red meat makesme want to puke