For a full gas tank, would you do something shady for a Klondike bar?

I get free gas :))

Nah, I was smart and bought a hybrid. Only a 10G tank that gets me 500 miles easy.

Now offer to cover my grocery bill or my electric bill in the summer and I'll do some freaky shit.

i would perform the unholiest of tasks...

hmm gas and corn syrup must be lucky today

Klondike Bar don't have the same value as it did in the 80s.