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On my way out, my girl stops me...

"Babe, the neighbor says her husband always kisses her goodbye. Why don't you?" I said, "Well...I barely know her but I guess I could stop by."

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Is this imaginary?

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@GnomeyGee
Your babe hahahaha

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle Maybe she is, maybe she isn't 🤔

@GnomeyGee
You're talking by yourself man.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle Those are the best conversations to have!

@GnomeyGee
That's actually true lol

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle I know!! Im always right, duh 🙄

@GnomeyGee
Now that's wrong and stop describing me!

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle Its not wrong because I said it so its right!

@GnomeyGee
Sir, you forgot your meds.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle Ma'am, I do not take nor do I need prescription medication.

@GnomeyGee
I identify myself as a bro

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle Im gonna start calling you Chad

@GnomeyGee
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle Whats wrong bro? Don't like that name?

@GnomeyGee
Do you like it?

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle For you, yes I do Chad

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@GnomeyGee
Stop that, Susan!!!

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@mindstruggle Who is Susan, Chad?