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Folks, I've got the BEST, GREATEST Catholic joke ever! It's YUGE! People will talk about it for years. Believe me, it's clean, funny, and tremendous.

This one is absolutely divine, the most hilarious joke ever. Mark my words, it's so good, you won't believe how great it is!

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Thrust · 56-60, M

@BeauShasta

Maybe you'll work up to "I know you are but what am I?"

Tell your mom to wash up before she comes here again. My dog's been sick for a week

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pride49 · 31-35, M

@BeauShasta lolz

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

"...but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

Popes aren't supposed to smite people on the cheek... quite the opposite. 😲

BeauShasta · M

@Thinkerbell Right, They are not meant to are they...
The First Crusade was launched in 1095 after Pope Urban II delivered a sermon at the Council of Clermont, urging Christians to take up arms to aid the Byzantine Empire against Muslim forces and to reclaim Jerusalem.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@BeauShasta

And in 1204, crusaders sacked Constantinople. Not very nice either.

And the fight for the Holy Land continues to this day, although the principal combatants have changed over the centuries.

BeauShasta · M

@Thinkerbell The Feline Pope would knock 'em all off of the stage tbh now.🙀

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