Folks, I've got the BEST, GREATEST Catholic joke ever! It's YUGE! People will talk about it for years. Believe me, it's clean, funny, and tremendous.

@Thinkerbell Right, They are not meant to are they...
The First Crusade was launched in 1095 after Pope Urban II delivered a sermon at the Council of Clermont, urging Christians to take up arms to aid the Byzantine Empire against Muslim forces and to reclaim Jerusalem.

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And in 1204, crusaders sacked Constantinople. Not very nice either.

And the fight for the Holy Land continues to this day, although the principal combatants have changed over the centuries.

@Thinkerbell The Feline Pope would knock 'em all off of the stage tbh now.🙀

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Maybe you'll work up to "I know you are but what am I?"

Tell your mom to wash up before she comes here again. My dog's been sick for a week

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