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Work fun - bribery

So I've told several of my colleagues that I'm open to bribes, even gave them the specific chocolate preferences that I like, but somehow they're still not bribing me 😭 Do they think I'm joking??

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JamesBugman

Sounds like they trust your judgment to me.

kimmy159 · F

@JamesBugman Ahh ~ that is so sweet! I was just spreading some random office humor, but never thought about it that that could also be a reason 😁

Confined · 56-60, M

I want double chocolate chunk cookies!

MarineBob · 56-60, M

I take all bribes even Canadian dollars that are worth less than us dollars

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maskedbandit · 61-69, M

@MarineBob I just have to put my 2 cents in of the U.S. currency. I too will take whatever is given. Who cares because of the world's economy. 😅 🤣 🤷🏼

MarineBob · 56-60, M

@maskedbandit I'm in a tourist town I cash my foriegn currency in once a year and that's my bonus

maskedbandit · 61-69, M

@MarineBob Because that way you don't have to pay taxes. 😆

Convivial · 26-30, F

Maybe you need a sign on your desk... Maybe something like " bribes accepted here"?

kimmy159 · F

@Convivial I would love to 😆 I just think my boss wouldn’t share my humor hahah

Convivial · 26-30, F

@kimmy159 make it chocolate bribes then

kimmy159 · F

@Convivial Perfection 😌

Quimliqer · 70-79, M

Sooner or later someone will surprise you!

AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M

maybe theyre waiting till they really need it? lmao

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AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M

@kimmy159 at all the best times :p

kimmy159 · F

@AllelujahHaptism Liesssss ~ ~ 😆

AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M

@kimmy159 i would never O.O

romell · 51-55, M

They don't trust you

kimmy159 · F

@romell Well that's a bummer since I do all admin/hr/finance for the company and even help them out with their sponsored visums and taxes if they want me to XD BUT STILL NOOOO CHOCOLATE

Thrust · 56-60, M

@kimmy159

How do we know God aint a woman?

Cause if he were, come would taste like chocolate!

kimmy159 · F

@Thrust Amen to that 😆

Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M

Either they’re being cheap or idk 🤔

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