Get back from a quick meeting and a small paper bag of popcorn is sitting in front of my keyboard.

Company recently put a theater style popcorn maker in the office. People take turns making it. Because it's kinda fun, really! Lol and looks good and buttery.

Anyway. Brain instantly:
wonder if anyone sneezed. Or touched it instead of using the scoop. Who brought it to my desk? Are the pissed at me and did something to it ? Suddenly buttery popcorn 🍿 looks 💀