Get back from a quick meeting and a small paper bag of popcorn is sitting in front of my keyboard.

Company recently put a theater style popcorn maker in the office. People take turns making it. Because it's kinda fun, really! Lol and looks good and buttery.

Anyway. Brain instantly:
wonder if anyone sneezed. Or touched it instead of using the scoop. Who brought it to my desk? Are the pissed at me and did something to it ? Suddenly buttery popcorn 🍿 looks 💀

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Sojournersoul · M

You know the guy who made it didn’t wash his hands and just put a handful in the bag. 🤣🤣🤣

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Bexsy

@Sojournersoul me neither. Don't know what condition kitchen is. If they lick the spoon etc

Sojournersoul · M

@Bexsy I know. I would only eat what i would bring.

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

@Sojournersoul ... and scratched his butt with the scoop. :)

JohnnySpot · 56-60, M

I was just outside on break when I first read this post. I thought of this post again after coming inside and reaching into a bag of tostitos that the daytime employees share. At first I thought oh I shouldn't have reached into the bag without washing my hands but now I'm thinking about the tostitos that I ate were contaminated. Do you think I should induce vomiting?

Bexsy

@JohnnySpot no. I think you're ok

OlderSometimesWiser · F

Takes a sharp mind to bring popcorn over to the dark side. 😈

Bexsy

@OlderSometimesWiser and I have such a mind 😏😈

Unfortunately

OlderSometimesWiser · F

@Bexsy You have a great mind lady, don’t ever think otherwise. 🙂

IM5688 · 61-69, M

Don't over think it. Don't let your imagination get carried away.
Enjoy the popcorn.
You'll be glad you ate it because it might be the last thing you enjoyed eating.
LOL

EarthlingWise

🍿

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

You won this round my dear.......I will get you one day!

*Sets candy bar on your desk* HEHEHEHEHE

NinaTina · 26-30, F

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