The next guy who tells me the size of his..situation..without me giving af..

Do your measurements come with a photo? And I'm curious -- do you measure only depth, and if you measure side-to-side how do you fit the ruler in there?

BTW -- Sorry you have that problem with it being DRY. :'(

in my "situation" i can't write a hypothesis but it could write a haiku 🤭...that's about the size of it

That is not funny though. He should be tarred and feathered post haste

Dry as a desert

[center]My situation is 11 inches, when I ordered a 12 inch
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Promise?? 🤣
But to be fair, arent women on social media obsessed with a man's size one way or another? Three times yesterday women, when arguing with me referred to the size of my ****.

The only acceptable response to unsolicited situation size is to respond with "We need a code word for you to tell me when you're inside.... " 😜😝😈🤣 #MicroSituation

Nah... Tell him that you are so impressed that you are entering monastic life first thing in the morning...

That’ll teach ‘em! Bring ‘em to your knees! 🤭😁

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