Automatic weapons are the solution to all life's problems!
Don't believe me? Check this out:
Family won't let you watch your favorite TV show? Automatic weapons.
Somebody's trying to park in your spot at work? Automatic weapons.
People getting too close with no mask on? Automatic weapons.
Loan officer at the bank won't give you any money? Automatic weapons.
Bank security tries to stop you? Automatic weapons.
Police have surrounded the building? Automatic weapons.
You're trapped in the vault, outnumbered, outgunned, and looking at life in prison the second you come out, and you've only got one bullet left?
Automatic weapons!
Family won't let you watch your favorite TV show? Automatic weapons.
Somebody's trying to park in your spot at work? Automatic weapons.
People getting too close with no mask on? Automatic weapons.
Loan officer at the bank won't give you any money? Automatic weapons.
Bank security tries to stop you? Automatic weapons.
Police have surrounded the building? Automatic weapons.
You're trapped in the vault, outnumbered, outgunned, and looking at life in prison the second you come out, and you've only got one bullet left?
Automatic weapons!