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I like when my mind goes to places...

....... I was thinking I have arthritis, so I check with Dr.Google.

Apparently I don`t have arthritis. I have early onset rigor mortis. 🤔

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bijouxbroussard · F

See, this is why I never Google symptoms.
I once recovered from what was apparently bubonic plague…🤔

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@bijouxbroussard That was a close one.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Degbeme Indeed. 🧐

Punxi · F

Need waterin?

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Punxi Caffeinated. ;)

HeavenBesideYou · 56-60, F

Noooo! Not the early onset rigor mortise!!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@HeavenBesideYou 🤭

HeavenBesideYou · 56-60, F

@Degbeme Is it contagious?😷

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@HeavenBesideYou nah... you`re safe. I think. 🤔

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

So you're haunting us from beyond?

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Prettybratbi1tch Then would you should have typed is, you are. 🙄

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Prettybratbi1tch

I think Degs was misdiagnosed.

Rigor mortis is latin for 'stiffness of death.'

Degs hasn't been stiff for many years now. 🤭

I trust Google this time.

fun4us2b · M

You're no stiff!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

You sure you’re not dead and just in denial?

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

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Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

@Degbeme figured you got tired of the same one.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Ambroseguy80 Never.

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Mmm

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