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In my defence I was under the infulence of Lorazepam

Last night leaving the hospital after my MRI to my daughters car, I was walking to her car and thought I would cut between a cement pillar and a parked car. Don`t I walk right into a spiders web with my face. Apparently my child thought it was extremely hilarious me trying to stand and wipe the web off my face. 😒
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Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
Aw deg!!! I’m sorry she didn’t get a picture!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Jenny1234 She was laughing way too hard. 😂
Lilred2289 · 36-40, F
Oh no! I’m so sorry. I feel bad for laughing. :)
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Lilred2289 Don`t. it`s funny looking back on it.
MommaBear · 26-30, F
(After reading the comments I know you’re okay)
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@MommaBear I am, thanks
SmoKin · M
Hope you’re ok!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SmoKin Under my pyre? 🤔
SmoKin · M
@Degbeme you got there first!! 😂
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SmoKin Oh I know you woman. 🫩
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Awwee I'm sorry Deg.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle Don`t be sorry. Funny to look back on.
YoMomma ·
There was a huge spiderweb by one of my hummingbird feeders.. i took it down ..
YoMomma ·
@Degbeme i usually leave them but not if its going to endanger the birds 😳
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@YoMomma Now that makes sense.
YoMomma ·
@Degbeme yeah they are tiny birds..
I bet you looked funny
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Shybutwilling2bfriends The daughter thought so
@Degbeme a video would have been nice
Did someone mention benzos?
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
I would laugh too
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Prettybratbi1tch Of course you would. 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@V00doo Yeah I`m alright, thank you, needed the MRI to get a better look at my arthritis. The drugs were need because I`m extremely claustrophobic. Never expected to do the hospitals housekeeping with my face 😅
Livingwell · 61-69, M
I hate when I do that. Looks like I'm fighting a ghost.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@geoam1 Well I am her SWdad.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Degbeme does that mean your my swgrandpa?
Tumbleweed · F
Did you suddenly become Bruce Lee?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Tumbleweed Not this time, I became a weeble.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
It's all fun and games until the radioactive spider bites you. Swinging around town on spiderwebs that shoot out from the wrist is less cool when one is on Social Security 😬😬
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@TrunkZ My spinnerets need viagra.
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Bang5luts · M
No more meding and walking for you.
Bang5luts · M
@Degbeme I've been there. Coming out of the dentist on laughing gas and after having my gallbladder removed. Disoriented or off a little bit and ran into a wall next to the elevator.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bang5luts Doors move, I swear it!
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Ashly 😝
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Degbeme Kevinnnn!
Captainjackass · 31-35, M

 
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