Your crotch is so hot!

It’s hot out there! You can feel all the heat when you go outside. You’ll start to sweat first from your forehead, then from your armpits, then from your crotch. All that heat blows out from your crotch like a furnace. And your underpants are dripping wet. You could dump popcorn kernels in your underpants and within a few seconds, cooked popcorn would shoot out from your crotch. If you put ice cubes over your crotch they would immediately evaporate. 🥵