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Guys might I make a suggestion ...

Today being Tuesday and my wife had to go for a mammogram and I said out loud

Oh! So it`s pancake Tuesday? This is very similar to the look I got ....

No sense of humour that woman. 🤭

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Soossie

😂😂

Well ... I guess you shouldn't expect any sympathy when it's time for your prostate check.... just saying...

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Soossie

@Slade

Hope you never will..

Slade · 56-60, M

@Soossie Also when I ask where to put my pants he says right over by mine😨

Slade · 56-60, M

@Soossie We never do my dear and you know it. Every woman I've ever been with lights up with jokes when I go in for that.

Once home they'd ask if I took a walk on the wild side

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Soossie

By the way guys!!! Deg hasn't been on for a while now.....

Do you think what Im thinking right now??

I hope that his wife has been easy on him.... 🤗🤗

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

If she could she’d probably show you what else can be pancaked, just to hear you howl.

suzette · 46-50, F

I would have laughed.

saragoodtimes · F

let's see you have your balls go through that my friend

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Some things you don't joke about...but that is pretty funny. 😅

Bexsy

i get it lol i just got mine squished

So... 🤨

Poppies · 61-69, F

That is actually quite funny and fitting.

smiler2012 · 56-60

😆you where lucky with a comment like that the hot teabag never ended up down the front of your trousers [degbeme]

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Vivaci

😆 You’re hilarious 🤣

skmokisses · 46-50, F

Kinda like the time my soon to be ex told me to 'have a good time' at the gyno 🤪
He clearly had ZERO clue what goes on at the annual visit to the gyn.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@skmokisses Now that one I would never joke about.

I am so happpy to see you back with us. 🤗🥰

skmokisses · 46-50, F

@Degbeme Thank you Degs ❤️🤗

Slade · 56-60, M

@skmokisses stirrups can come in handy though🤔

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

SW-User

Good thing you didn't mention Taco Tuesday when she saw her gynecologist

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F

See, now potato would never give you that look 🥔😚

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@BittersweetPotato 😏

spjennifer · 61-69, T

That's the "say another word and I'll rip your nutsac off look" 🤪

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

Go get a mammogram done on your moobs, Deg.
See how you like it. 😠

Virgo79 · 61-69, M

Its that, youre in trouble look😂

Stillwaiting · M

I know that look quite well!

bijouxbroussard · F

Degs ! It’s not fun. 🤨

Adogslife · 61-69, M

When she got home, did you ask, “Can I squeeze them too?”

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Adogslife Yeah that didn`t happen.

LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

This is a joke of course? ... :)

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LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@Degbeme Oh my god. Thank you.

I would have been of the mind to chastise you if it hadn't been.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON Oh I have said it to the wife. 😬

LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON · F

@Degbeme wow.

Okay then I stand by what I said and subsequently deleted:
bc I thought you are so pure, it's a great lucky thing,
the liquid stayed in the mug! ... 🤷‍♀️😆