More complicated than sex.
I always seem to insert it into the wrong hole. Or I stick it in backwards or upside down and then it gets stuck in there or I have to start over. I wish the lady would just stick it in for me because she knows how to do it right.
I’m talking about those credit card readers at the store. Some of them have more than one vagina too. After inserting my card into the bottom vagina, she told me to use the other hole in the front. And then I still couldn’t find it so she used her finger to show me where it is. I tried to swipe it at first but then I realized it had to be inserted. A few seconds after I stuck it in the front vagina, she told me that I have to push it in all the way and hold it there. I had to do this three times until I got it right. Then when I removed it she told me that I pulled it out too fast. 😕
I’m talking about those credit card readers at the store. Some of them have more than one vagina too. After inserting my card into the bottom vagina, she told me to use the other hole in the front. And then I still couldn’t find it so she used her finger to show me where it is. I tried to swipe it at first but then I realized it had to be inserted. A few seconds after I stuck it in the front vagina, she told me that I have to push it in all the way and hold it there. I had to do this three times until I got it right. Then when I removed it she told me that I pulled it out too fast. 😕
