sleeping to the sound of the rain is making me MOIST

I'd usually say: 'Take a cold shower.' But somehow I think that would have the opposite effect. 😅

Are you sure you’re not sleeping IN the rain?

Generally when it rains the humidity goes up, so that kind of makes sense. You could crank the heat up a little.

Close the window, dear 😲

Maybe you need to patch the roof

Like… moist in a good way

Then close the window.

Leaky roof?

You need an umbrella

As in needing to pee?

Homie, your roof likely has a leak or you need to take leak