I Have A Theory About What Happens After DeathI believe that anything you expect to happen can happen from death until Judgement Day. Upon that day, all souls will be retrieved from their dwelling spots or current bodies and sentenced to either Heaven or Hell. Reincarnation, haunting, and... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesA bartender's curiosity gets the best of her and she must find out why a customer looks in his shirt pocket before ordering each drink. "There is a picture of my wife that I carry in here." he answers. "Aww, that's sweet. Does it help you fight... See More »
I Have Customer Service ExperiencesI have memories of some amusing, aggravating, and almost scary interactions with customers.
I Love Jokes And RiddlesA Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida for a break from winter weather. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, they were unable to travel together and would... See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesWife to husband, "Honey, how many others have you slept with?" Husband, "Only you darling... with all of the others I was wide awake!"
I Love Jokes And RiddlesBoy: Grandma, have you seen my uh umm... baggy of tablets marked LSD? Grandma: No but have you seen the freakin dragons in the kitchen?
Why aren't women perfect?... God offered Adam a perfect mate for an arm and a leg.Adam responded, "Just give me what you can for a rib."
Why is it common to hear, "only God can judge me" when someone is judged poorly but not when they're judged well?
Are any scientists working on a way to add color to snow before it falls? Wouldn't that improve a lot of peoples moods?
What was the tv show with characters in dinosaur costumes? The baby always hit his daddy while saying, "Not the momma!"
I Hunt Morel MushroomsIt's February and I'm looking forward to morel season. There have been low temperatures this winter which broke records set 20 years ago and plenty of snow. Does anyone know how this will affect them?
Does anyone think celebrities look better after plastic surgery?Some look so much worse that I wonder how anyone would want to have it done.
