I Love Jokes And Riddles
Wife to husband, "Honey, how many others have you slept with?" Husband, "Only you darling... with all of the others I was wide awake!"
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
onelife4u
After 9 months of being in a coma, he awakens.
Myztikal
... How he ended up on the couch ... :D
wiredwolf
got that right! i'd just pretend to be asleep than try to answer that question.
rangergto
hi ! that would get you in hot water ! cute ! :-)