I Love Jokes And Riddles
Wife to husband, "Honey, how many others have you slept with?" Husband, "Only you darling... with all of the others I was wide awake!"
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Myztikal
... How he ended up on the couch ... :D
wiredwolf
got that right! i'd just pretend to be asleep than try to answer that question.