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voodoo1970

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I Want to Know Your Favorite Blasphemous Joke

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If Florida is America's wang, does that make Texas the scrotum?

And what does that make Arizona?

Why does blind faith in a political affiliation over-rule rationality and common sense?

"That's a stupid idea because you're a tree hugging commie democrat" "You're just an inbred republican" Etc

Since most illegal immigrants arrive legally by air, how is a wall going to stop them.?

I Love Jokes And Riddles

A kangaroo goes into a bar. Barman says "what'll it be?" Kangaroo says "I'll have a beer thanks" The barman pours a beer and says "that'll be $8" The kangaroo rummages around in her pouch and pulls out $8. The barman says "we don't get many of your... See More »

I Like to Help People [Helping Others]

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Have you seen everything?

Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? Then you HAVEN'T seen everything.

What's a quirky song you love but your friends haven't heard of?

"F*ck The Creationists" by M.C. Hawking "Cą Plan Pour Moi" by Plastic Bertrand "Subliminal" by They Might Be Giants Your turn!

When you see an interesting post from someone, do you go to their profile and lcomment on any other interesting posts they've made?

Or is that just me?

If you tell "dad" jokes but have no kids, does that make you a faux pa?

Is it true that the further you get from Ireland, the more Irish you become?

I Check Out Your Profile Before I Add You

I'm not stalking you, just checking to see if we have enough in common to be "friends." If we have nothing in common I probably won't add you.....it's nothing personal, I just don't value my SW experience by the number on my friends list.

The first sport i chose for myself, and at a time when it was still very much a minor sport, almost underground. Perhaps that's something that drew me to it. But I also loved how tight knit it was. You could go into a bike shop and be chatting to a... See More »

I Find Intelligence Extremely Attractive

I don't care how pretty you are.....well, that's bullshit obviously there's always some weighting towards physical attractiveness, however I do find that the smarter you are the prettier you appear to be...... ☺

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I Love Red Dwarf

Better smeg than dead!

I Love All You Can Eat Buffets

But my waistline doesn't love them!

I Love Sailboats

I used to be afraid of going on boats as I'm such a poor swimmer; then I realised an inability to fly hasn't stopped me from going on an aeroplane.

I Love 80's Music

As somewhat of a loner I spent most of my teen years (in the 80s) locked in my room listening to the radio. It was the happiest time of my school years....

I Am Heteroflexible

It's not so much about what equipment a person does or doesn't have.....if I like a person their gender is irrelevant, and if I like them enough I will desire them.

I'm Bi, So I Date Guys And Girls

It's not so much about what equipment a person does or doesn't have.....if I like a person their gender is irrelevant, and if I like them enough I will desire them.

I Am Heteroflexible And Proud Of It

It's not so much about what equipment a person does or doesn't have.....if I like a person their gender is irrelevant, and if I like them enough I will desire them.

I Like a Good Quote

All men dream, but not equally; those who dream at night in the dusty dark recesses of their mind may wake to find it pure vanity. But the dreamer of the day is a dangerous man, for he might act his dream and make it real. T E Lawrence

I Get A Sensual Feeling When I Smoke

Probably because I'm only a VEry occasional smoker, I still get a buzz from the narcotic effect (I've not smoked enough to build up a tokerance,), and as someone who is often quite highly strung the relaxation a cigarette offers is quite sensual,... See More »

I Don't Care If Your Gay Or Straight Or Bi

Why should I care? It makes no difference to who you are as a person

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