I Love Jokes And Riddles
A kangaroo goes into a bar.
Barman says "what'll it be?"
Kangaroo says "I'll have a beer thanks"
The barman pours a beer and says "that'll be $8"
The kangaroo rummages around in her pouch and pulls out $8.
The barman says "we don't get many of your kind around here"
And the kangaroo says "at 8 bucks for a beer I'm not surprised"
Barman says "what'll it be?"
Kangaroo says "I'll have a beer thanks"
The barman pours a beer and says "that'll be $8"
The kangaroo rummages around in her pouch and pulls out $8.
The barman says "we don't get many of your kind around here"
And the kangaroo says "at 8 bucks for a beer I'm not surprised"