What it gives you?Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
The rest of the Easter storyActs 1:11 King James Version 11 Which also said, Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? ***this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.
Happy Easter!Matthew 28:5-7 King James Version 5 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. 6 ***He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. 7 And go... (...)
Happy Easter This is a photo from the web, but my wife used to make Ukrainian Easter eggs -- they are incredibly labor intensive.
President Trump declares the USA is not a Christian nation.."Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well-known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country," he... (...)
Easter dinner camping in Greece My daughter and her friends from school went camping in Greece for the weekend. Here’s their Easter dinner. Lamb, pork, souvlaki, sausage
Getting on with lifeThe past few weeks have been a blur, getting my wife organised in dementia care, with organising all her clothing (that works for her now.. Buttons are an issue to start with) and helping the staff get her to settle in a routine. They have actually... (...)
No puedo resistirlo. A veces siento que voy a explotar, pero luego me tranquilizo con solo distraerme... No puedo creer como mi corazón "salta" cada vez... ¡Es una locura! Aunque ya lo he aceptado y solo queda seguir.
The Democrat FBI had "paid rats in MAGA hats" on Jan 6. FOX NEWS ALERT: The Justice Department’s bombshell report on January 6 has dropped. The FBI had 26 “confidential human sources” there that day - paid rats in MAGA hats. Over a dozen of these spies participated in the so-called “insurrection.” Why... (...)
Actual conversation with my father that just happenedMe: “My pepper plants hadn’t produced yet and so the deer ate them it’s a shame.” Him: “I don’t know why you spend so much time worrying about those plants” Me: “I like watching things grow and eating my own food” Him: “You can just buy peppers ch... (...)
Would my cousin be stronger because he is a guy?My seven-year-old cousin wants to play fight/play wrestle with me. I am going to see him in a couple of weeks, and this is only the second time I have seen him in person his entire life, and not used to being around people his age. Therefore, just... (...)
I learned something in the kitchen todayYou can still use brown sugar if it's hard. Just put it in the microwave with a damp paper towel for 20 second intervals. It soon gets soft and packable. My ham glaze is rescued.
My cat hasn’t left me for a moment since Thursday nightHe usually acts like he could care less but since I’ve come home Thursday night after my hernia repair, he has not left my side. Even when I get up to walk around or make tea, he follows me and then he goes back to bed with me. It’s like he just kno... (...)