If the zombie apocalypse hit right now would you be ready for it?

Nah I’ll die lying down

Gotta be honest, this region would be more than ready. Would hate to be in a crowded city.

I own more guns in Kellogg’s has corn flakes so I’m ok I’m a big hunter

I got guns and sword's

Yes.
Plenty of food, water.
I'll just continue to do what I've been doing until the power goes.
Then I'll catch up on my reading.

Yes. I’d use the hoard to finally finish off the human race.

Of course. And then I tripped and screamed like a girl.

Can we start by knocking off the politicians and rich people?

I would start by killing anyone like him and his character