If your car could talk what would it say ?

nedkelly · M Best Comment

keep away smiler ya thieving bastard

Nimbus · M

@nedkelly 😛

nedkelly · M

@Nimbus thanks for best comment

smiler2012 · 56-60, M

@nedkelly 😝 what that old banger you have ned 😝 come on even scousers do have some pride in what they hot rod and steal

Blondily · F

Thank you for pampering me😍

Nimbus · M

@Blondily Awwwwww, cute :)

Dino11 · M

I just love Mobile One Synthetic Oil

AbbeyRhode · F

My car is a troll. It would laugh because the 'check engine' light is on, AGAIN, even though I've had it fixed.

Nimbus · M

@AbbeyRhode AWwwww, have you reported it? ;)

AbbeyRhode · F

@Nimbus I have to have it in tomorrow for the A/C, will do so then.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

I was made to go places and see things, not sit at home all the time or just do chores when I go out.

Thevy29 · 36-40, M

When are you coming to get me?! Its been 19 years since some c#nt stole me!

smiler2012 · 56-60, M

will you keep your hand away from my clutch i am not that sort of car 😆 [nimbus]

Nimbus · M

@smiler2012 R U sure?

nedkelly · M

@Nimbus Mrs Smiler says, come and play with me 😁

smiler2012 · 56-60, M

@nedkelly 🤢you both are welcome to that one ned and nimby 😝

4meAndyou · F

PLEASE get me a nice new paint job and some clear coat???? Puh-leeeze!!!!

Mattbennet · 46-50, M

Ffs have you got the money to finish me yet 😂

Stereoguy · 56-60, M

I could stand to be detailed again.

Azlotto · M

How come you don't shag high school girls my back seat like you did in your first car?

Asmae · 31-35, F

I like that we take each other places, lol

sciguy18 · M

When are you going to fix that dent in my rear end?

FenixGears · 41-45, M

I would tell K.I.T.T. to get Devon on the line for me.

checkoutanytime · 41-45, M

"Im a chariot, to a god"

Nimbus · M

@checkoutanytime I like that :)

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

"Please, someone save me from her!"

candycane · 31-35, F

Slow the fuck down😀

Mattbennet · 46-50, M

It would say …[media=https://youtu.be/khLRjyJ_Ymo]

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

Why aren't you driving me now