how can women resist me?
A single bachelor who doesn't bath? A well paid man who spend its all on pizza and beer? Live in my own place with drunk friends crashing on the couch? How am I not covered in women by now?
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ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
I sometimes lay out in the rain in the mud puddle i call a backyard. Isnt that close enough?
YoMomma ·
not nearly
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
*waves stale pizza crust and old beer bottles under ur knows and waits for the magic to happen*
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: offering her to hold your snuff spit cup...
Wow! She's going to orgasm right there!
Wow! She's going to orgasm right there!
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@Some1Else: I think she already did...
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: you're solo lucky!
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: see below👇
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@JustNik: *lights propane tank and moves it towards ur hand*
lostinlife · 26-30, M
you know from my life i know that life does not always go the way wanted
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
What should I want then?
lostinlife · 26-30, M
@Some1Else: yea and late is always backfires
lostinlife · 26-30, M
@ChickenInvasion: idk
neverendingpain · F
This literally made me cry 😭 because it reminded me of an old story someone wrote.
neverendingpain · F
@ChickenInvasion: something about being alone with stale pizza crusts....or something like that. It was well written.
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: that's why the rats and roaches are for!
SW-User
Wonders...🙄
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@justmerae: I'm the 13th wonder of the world
SW-User
🙃
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@Chaotic: 🤡
Walkingparadox · 31-35, F
That's messed up
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
Some1Else · M
You should work on your clothing selection and make sure your tight pants favorably show off your huge penis!
Also wear huge shoes since everyone knows that big feet mean big male members too!
Look into enrolling into several midday Yoga, Pilates, and Step Aerobics classes populated with either Young Mommies or late shift Nurses.
Guys in Yoga Pants make them horny!
And never bathe except when a drunk friend complains, girls dig the Working Man smells!
Also wear huge shoes since everyone knows that big feet mean big male members too!
Look into enrolling into several midday Yoga, Pilates, and Step Aerobics classes populated with either Young Mommies or late shift Nurses.
Guys in Yoga Pants make them horny!
And never bathe except when a drunk friend complains, girls dig the Working Man smells!
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: Well if you get Fat enough your Beer/Pizza Belly will cover up your crotch well enough you won't have to ever wear pants in public!
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: 🤔 maybe its the dresses👗 then...
You forgot to douse yourself in Axe body spray
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@squirtle: I stopped buying that shit after college
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: Failure #1 ....
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
U r really all about this this thread
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@Wifeylover69: what is there to fix?