one of those times where I wish I as wrong.Yeaaaahhhh getting paid to sit in the ER for a while because college kid decided angle grinders belong in his forearm.
ugh... u ever have a night before a big night?It sounds weird. . and I know I should get some sleep, but Im ganna be up all night thinking about it
does ur favorite comedian write family friendly content or push the boundaries?Or should I just be Bob sagot and pretend to be family friendly while dropping the "f" bomb every other word behind closed doors?
what is off limits to joke about with you?Personally nothing. But what is your limit? What is to far?
are you afriad to take candy from platters that are laid out at stores or offices?Who knows how old that candy really is? U probably put it out when u opened this tiny little place
easiest block ever! id like to thank the academy.. for teaching me how to spam stupid memes on incredably stupid questions!I'd also like to thank stupid poeple... I couldnt do this without u
I think introducing guns to baseball would help sell tickets and make the game more interesting!I think everyone is taking this event to seriously and missing the inovation that is occuring right in front of us.
does sleep turn you into a fire breathing dragon?And the only way to cure the curse is to be kissed by a princess named "Columbian roast"?
congratulations to me! this Saturday will be one month free of smoking cigarettes.I think I'll buy a pack to celebrate
question for the older sweeps: what do you miss from the first few months of this site?Personally... I miss not having direct replies. It made comments feel more like a group discussion instead of breaking down into one on ones. I also miss patheticclown and pink... They were two members who stood out who I don't see here. I also... See More »
yeah, I'm of water and soil, but I'm also of metal and oil. im connected to everything I touch, I feel more then these fingers can brush.Needs work :/
are you the type of person that goes to open mic nights or stand up shows and trying to talk back to comideans on the stage...I really think u should be sentenced to death for your crimes against humanity..
I think the moon is having an identity crisis...Decide fool! Are u half full or half empty and quit changing urself twice a month!
are we altering the evolutionary growth of grass by mowing and watering our lawns?In the future, will grass only grow so high because of hundreds or thousands of years of us beating it down with blades?
winner winner chicken dinner! time for a free chicken giveaway!!What your favorite word? Most unique word in the next 10 mins gets a free prize.
does it bother you when you pretty sure some just stole your joke.Like a joke you are pretty damn sure has never been used before. Or does it make u feel proud?
this has to be one of the top ten weirdest things I never thought I could say...This vacume is burning my ass. .omfg
you have one mouth and two ears.So u should listen twice as much as u speak... U also have two fists...
