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Days Active
6 Mths Active
Join Time
1st 3 Mths of SW
Stories
250 Stories
Questions
250 Questions
How does having a third ball affect your teabagging strategy?
36-40, M
1 reply
1 views
3 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Whores..can one of you bang Tiger already?
The world of professional golf is counting on you
36-40, M
0 replies
1 views
3 hrs ago
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Sports
You actually prefer Bud Light? You asshole
36-40, M
6 replies
5 views
3 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Have you ever wanted to bone a video game character?
36-40, M
6 replies
11 views
4 hrs ago
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Games
What's up y'all?
Did you miss me?
36-40, M
0 replies
0 views
4 hrs ago
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Community
Im determined to catch Pentatonix live on this year's "Spermicidal" tour!
Coming to a pillowbiter near you
36-40, M
0 replies
0 views
1 day ago
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Music
Clitoral stimulation...
Wait whuuuut??
36-40, M
3 replies
6 views
1 day ago
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Dating & Relationships
That summer your Mom was the strength and conditioning coach for the Oakland Raiders
36-40, M
0 replies
0 views
1 day ago
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Sports
I wanna hire my very own Geisha
Wow wtf is wrong with me??
36-40, M
9 replies
9 views
1 day ago
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Community
I love you guys!!
You silly bunch of pilowbiters!!!
36-40, M
7 replies
9 views
1 day ago
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Community
Current mood:
Kinda salty. Kinda fisty
36-40, M
0 replies
1 views
1 day ago
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Doing Good
Ok so as I was getting out of the shower I grabbed my phone and accidentally took an extreme closeup of my ballz.
Later I somehow snapchatted it to my entire contacts list. How do I recall that shit?? Is there a go back or cancel button???
36-40, M
6 replies
15 views
1 day ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Goddammit! All this time I thought when two people fist-bumped it was called "fisting"!! And no one told me otherwise!!
And just this morning I gave a speech at a Junior League convention where I bragged about "fisting" my local Pastor every time we crossed paths! No wonder there were all those dropped forks and spit coffee!
36-40, M
2 replies
2 views
1 day ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
They just opened a Chipotle by my house. Never eaten there before!
Looking forward to trying a salmonella burrito with a side of staph and extra guac!
36-40, M
10 replies
9 views
1 day ago
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Food
I really need to be more careful the next time I'm gardening
This morning I accidentally bruised my anus
36-40, M
6 replies
9 views
1 day ago
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Health
I had a dream last night that I was attacked by a ginger ass Leprechaun...
who broke a whiskey bottle over my head and violated me with a knobby ass sheleighly
36-40, M
12 replies
12 views
1 day ago
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Goals, Dreams & Wishes
Working on a new polka for my friends the Kenosha Kickers, but I've hit a wall and am stuck!
What's a good word that rhymes with "erection"?
36-40, M
6 replies
9 views
1 day ago
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Music
Nice ass!
I wanna wear it as a hat
36-40, M
17 replies
15 views
1 day ago
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
What's the sexiest thing you can do with your elbows?
36-40, M
9 replies
9 views
1 day ago
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Games
What month of the year do you get laid the most?
Me? October. For obvious reasons
36-40, M
3 replies
7 views
1 day ago
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Dating & Relationships
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