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Days Active
6 Mths Active
Join Time
1st 3 Mths of SW
Stories
250 Stories
Questions
500 Questions
It's 2:20 am
Do you know where your ballz are?
36-40, M
2 replies
3 views
8 hrs ago
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Miscellaneous
New job posting:
Job title is "Fan Boy" and requires that you follow her everywhere holding a giant fan in front of her at all times. Must be energetic and able to lift 50 lbs and walk backwards all day long.
36-40, M
0 replies
0 views
18 hrs ago
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Community
This is the last time I take a live selfie
36-40, M
11 replies
30 views
19 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
That time you were in temple discussing the dangers of social media
and you accidentally mis-pronounced KIK in front of the entire congregation...
36-40, M
0 replies
0 views
20 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Da fuq is a crunchycunt?
Is that like some adult novelty store snack food?
36-40, M
4 replies
9 views
20 hrs ago
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Community
I've got no friends and nobody loves me. But that's ok I have my rock and my spoon
All I need is my rock and my spoon
36-40, M
9 replies
4 views
20 hrs ago
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Goals, Dreams & Wishes
That time you accidentally posted a dic pic on Snapchat
and you get an alert that your Uncle Rico screenshotted it?
36-40, M
1 reply
4 views
20 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Ever let your dog hump your leg, and you know he's lonely so you let him go for a minute
but then you look down and he nutted on you? Joke's on you, jack
36-40, M
8 replies
8 views
20 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
What goes through a dog's mind when it watches people bone...doggy style?
36-40, M
11 replies
17 views
20 hrs ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
I've had too much caffeine already
I'm as feisty as a red-assed monkey 🐒
36-40, M
1 reply
2 views
20 hrs ago
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
Pick a number between 1-100
36-40, M
18 replies
14 views
21 hrs ago
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Community
I believe that every human born is uniquely gifted at something in particular.
Have you found your special talent?
36-40, M
4 replies
5 views
1 day ago
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
What do you know about Latin food?
36-40, M
4 replies
6 views
1 day ago
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Food
Would you be willing to shift to a four day work week?
Only catch is, you must take a commensurate pay cut
36-40, M
3 replies
5 views
1 day ago
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Life
Have the house all to myself.
Nap or Fap?
36-40, M
34 replies
29 views
1 day ago
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Goals, Dreams & Wishes
I recorded a recent Trump speech, and when I played it backwards...
it turned out to be a recipe for a lovely raspberry tart
36-40, M
3 replies
8 views
1 day ago
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Politics
Has a monkey ever stuck a finger in its ass and made you smell it? No?!
Then you haven't lived, my friend
36-40, M
7 replies
9 views
1 day ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Are you classy enough to be able to make love to the rhythm of a Viennese waltz?
36-40, M
20 replies
8 views
1 day ago
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Music
Who's on the top of your to-do list?
36-40, M
5 replies
5 views
1 day ago
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Community
Is it true that in the new Kong movie there's a scene where Kong picks a soldier (played by Samuel L Jackson) up off the ground
and scratches his giant gorilla nutz with him?
36-40, M
7 replies
13 views
1 day ago
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