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I Am Not Perfect
"ACCIDENTAL PENETRATION". Two words that have haunted me since that tragic tug-of-war accident at a church picnic back in '09. The pastor's son was sent to a special camp and none of us ever saw him again
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9 replies
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6 hrs ago
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I Am Not Perfect
First I was learnt, then I got burnt, but now I'm all turnt
36-40, M
3 replies
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7 hrs ago
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I Am Not Perfect
She asked if I would please stop staring at her. I said, "Look lady, don't flatter yourself! Now turn back around and sit still...I'll be done in a couple of minutes!"
36-40, M
0 replies
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11 hrs ago
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I Am Fascinated By Human Behavior
I just realized that I have ticklish buttocks!! Wow!! Prison would have been SOOO different
36-40, M
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1 day ago
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Aww, I just heard bells ringing!!
They say every time a bell rings, a midget takes a deuce!! Joy...!!
36-40, M
4 replies
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1 day ago
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Goals, Dreams & Wishes
I Believe Family Is Very Important
After twenty years of not speaking to Mawmaw, we had finally found common ground...by-gones were truly by-gones. Then I found out she gave away my Taylor Lautner posters to a girl who lived down the street. Now I want her to die. Die a slow, painful,...
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36-40, M
0 replies
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2 days ago
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I Love Music
I was eating dinner when a Drake tune came over the sound system. I suddenly lost my appetite for the steak I had just been thoroughly enjoying. Now, all I had a hunger for was Fruit Roll Ups!! DAMN YOU Drake!!
36-40, M
1 reply
6 views
2 days ago
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We all love eggplant
Who doesn't love eggplant?!
36-40, M
26 replies
37 views
2 days ago
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Food
I am a New Member at Similar Worlds
Will you be my dingleberry?
36-40, M
3 replies
12 views
2 days ago
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I am a New Member at Similar Worlds
Hi. My name is Aloysius, and I...like to party
36-40, M
2 replies
16 views
2 days ago
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I Love the Experience Project
I just saw EP Allie in some shit-hole dive-bar in Patterson, New Jersey. She was hammered, chain-smoking Camels, wearing an eyepatch, and asking random strangers if they "wanna go on a magic carpet ride"!
36-40, M
6 replies
11 views
2 days ago
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Better singer/drummer/songwriter:
Phil Collins,or Don Henley?
36-40, M
7 replies
22 views
1 mth ago
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Music
How do people in pet food commercials...
know the food is delicious??
36-40, M
2 replies
16 views
2 mths ago
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Pets, Animals & Nature
The moment you realize you wasted your twenties trying to be as sexy as....
John Lovitz. A literally impossible task
36-40, M
6 replies
23 views
2 mths ago
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Dating & Relationships
I Am a Curious Person
and 40 years later, Marcia Brady ends up looking 20 years older than Mrs. Brady. Whut?
36-40, M
0 replies
5 views
2 mths ago
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Have you ever had something so good....
it made you faint?
36-40, M
1 reply
11 views
2 mths ago
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Community
What was the name of that movie from the late 1980s ...
that starred Sissy Spacek and Jack Nicholson? It was a coming-of-age love story in the American south. Wasn't it called, "Ceramic Dildos"?
36-40, M
1 reply
15 views
2 mths ago
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Movies & TV
I am a New Member at Similar Worlds
Did you know that (allegedly) Kim Jong Un is one of the greatest street dancers in the world?! (If not THE greatest!) Every time he attends a United Nations event, he completely neglects his itinerary, and instead spends his time in Brooklyn, Queen...
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36-40, M
1 reply
19 views
2 mths ago
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Let it be said that I lived my life with...
FERVOR
36-40, M
1 reply
10 views
2 mths ago
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Doing Good
I Think Smiling Is Very Attractive
Deep down...I'm smiling
36-40, M
3 replies
40 views
2 mths ago
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