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how can women resist me?

A single bachelor who doesn't bath? A well paid man who spend its all on pizza and beer? Live in my own place with drunk friends crashing on the couch? How am I not covered in women by now?
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Some1Else · M
You should work on your clothing selection and make sure your tight pants favorably show off your huge penis!

Also wear huge shoes since everyone knows that big feet mean big male members too!

Look into enrolling into several midday Yoga, Pilates, and Step Aerobics classes populated with either Young Mommies or late shift Nurses.
Guys in Yoga Pants make them horny!

And never bathe except when a drunk friend complains, girls dig the Working Man smells!
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@Some1Else:
like this?
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: Dude! 😵🙅 Use muted or earth tone colors!
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
It's all I have... I need to keep up with this pizza and beer intake
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: Well if you get Fat enough your Beer/Pizza Belly will cover up your crotch well enough you won't have to ever wear pants in public!
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
I barely wear pants as it is
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion: 🤔 maybe its the dresses👗 then...