how can women resist me?
A single bachelor who doesn't bath? A well paid man who spend its all on pizza and beer? Live in my own place with drunk friends crashing on the couch? How am I not covered in women by now?
31-35, M
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ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
YoMomma ·
of the fine print
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@ZeroG: a single man is a problem?
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@ZeroG: but the water bill cuts into my pizza and beer
YoMomma ·
😳
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
@ZeroG: pizza and beer is like pheramones for girls I hear
Some1Else · M
@ChickenInvasion:
Just ride in a pickup truck's bed through a car wash!
Free!
Just ride in a pickup truck's bed through a car wash!
Free!
YoMomma ·
they lied
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
I sometimes lay out in the rain in the mud puddle i call a backyard. Isnt that close enough?
YoMomma ·
not nearly
ChickenInvasion · 31-35, M
*waves stale pizza crust and old beer bottles under ur knows and waits for the magic to happen*