Are you a friend of Jesus?

A friend? I wouldn't say so, but I hired him to do some landscaping work and he did a great job.

Friend? Hmm we dont hang out and have coffee or anything, but i have nothing against him.
He did promise to come back "soon" though.
His "soon" is worse than waiting for santa to start using flying saucers instead of reindeers.

All honor and glory to God!!😎👍

No. I prefer Santa.