Do you think anyone will stop by and admit it? 👀🍿🍷

I can be but it's a lot of effort for usually very little gains

I do have a manipulative streak. I don’t use my powers for evil though.

I can manipulate Play-Doh….


That’s about it… 🤔

I can’t even make my dog come to me when I call her name🙄

I can’t even manipulate myself out of bed without a struggle.

No, never

I always know when I’m being manipulated and I call it out every time. And you should too. 🙅🏻‍♂️

I go ok, if I'm in the mood

no

No

Nah. Only a master of disaster...

Of da poosey

No, but I can slap the heck out of my phone when it isn't doing what I want it to.

Haha no, nothing like that

I can be only if it's against some crazy fvcker

Yes because it has the word man in it.