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Lostpoet · M
Babies are protected by the egg
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justanothername · 51-55, M
@Lostpoet that’s not an egg my friend. I think your understanding of human reproduction might be a little bit off.
1- sperm fertilizes the egg
2 - egg divides into two cells which then divide again into 4 cells then 8, 16,32 etc until you get the sac and the embryo.
All of that floats in fluid. The baby is connected to the uterus wall by way of the placenta from the babies stomach.(your belly button)
I’ve got 2 kids.
1- sperm fertilizes the egg
2 - egg divides into two cells which then divide again into 4 cells then 8, 16,32 etc until you get the sac and the embryo.
All of that floats in fluid. The baby is connected to the uterus wall by way of the placenta from the babies stomach.(your belly button)
I’ve got 2 kids.
Lostpoet · M
@justanothername Damn, I guess you're right.
justanothername · 51-55, M
@Lostpoet What gave it away?
SW-User
Too bad this wasn't part of a conversation I was in. I would have told them "yes, they drown. Pregnant women have been arrested & sent to jail for doing that! Look it up." 🤭
Classified · M
Sounds like their mommies actually went swimming and they had a temporary shortage of oxygen 👀
justanothername · 51-55, M
@Classified only temporary…?
Classified · M
@justanothername If it was permanent, they'd be dead 🤔
Viper · M
Apparently they didn't watch animal planets mermaid special to discover how humans transformed from mermaids and still have the gills in the pre-birth phase of life.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
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Londonn · 36-40, M
schooling is not enough.. I'm pretty sure their moms were swimming in alcohol
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
@Londonn lolz
justanothername · 51-55, M
@Londonn for sure.
When swimming, pregnant women need a cork down there 😆
Viper · M
@LilMissAnonyMOUSE now I was to see a fake product being advertised for this lol 😅
@Viper Would you believe it comes with a cork remover too? It does!
Viper · M
Little did they know, the baby is always swimming until it comes out muhahaba 😈
justanothername · 51-55, M
@Viper they would have needed to remain awake and coherent in human biology to know that, assuming they didn’t wag school that day.
Virgina’s can be tricky like that.
Viper · M
@DarkHeaven it's because they naturally have gills 😌
@Viper Huh. And I even got one. The more you know.
SW-User
"her virgina"
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SW-User Now, now, let's be forgiving of typos. No doubt he meant "Virginia"!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I am so glad my mother supplied me with SCUBA gear to use in the midst of all the amniotic fluid, or I would have drowned too!
justanothername · 51-55, M
😆😆😆@DrWatson
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
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PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 26-30
When Americans discuss an issue outside of the USA 😅 sorry 👀 🤭
justanothername · 51-55, M
Dumb and dumber comes to mind.
mondayschild2 · F
Oh lord!!😂 😂😂
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
They are probaly in the Texas legislature.
Don't they know fetuses have gills?
Don't they know fetuses have gills?
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Where did you find this?
Straylight · 31-35, F
@DrWatson Reddit? I don’t really remember.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Straylight Ah. I was worried that they might be friends of yours! 😂
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FurryFace · 61-69, M
lol
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