I’ve just realized how amazing I am at preventing wild tiger attacks!

I moved down to SoCal roughly ten years ago, and in the last ten years there hasn’t been a single wild tiger attack in the greater LA area! I swear they should start paying me for my outstanding work 😋

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Mamapolo2016 · F

What about tame tiger attacks?

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Mamapolo2016 I specialize in wild ones. Tame tiger attacks are just Darwinism in action 😂

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Zaphod42 Must agree with you there.

TryingtoLava

Thanks zaph! N hollywood was always tiger free

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@TryingtoLava Are you sure? Maybe someone else just had the job before I moved here 🤭

Unlearn · 41-45, M

You're needed in Sunderbans...

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Unlearn They’ll have to find their own guy. I’m busy here 😉

Unlearn · 41-45, M

@Zaphod42 there are so many tigers and few experts...they need all help they can get.

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@SW-User Sorry, you need a hippo specialist. We had a zoo hippo attack a few years ago and I apparently couldn’t do anything about it 😩

SW-User

You've just made me realise how I have this skill too, I've lived in the same city all of my life and there's never been one!! Not one!!!!!!!

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

You’re amazing!!! Keep up the great work! Your city thanks you 🙏 @SW-User

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