I’ve just realized how amazing I am at preventing wild tiger attacks!

I moved down to SoCal roughly ten years ago, and in the last ten years there hasn’t been a single wild tiger attack in the greater LA area! I swear they should start paying me for my outstanding work 😋

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Unlearn · 41-45, M

You're needed in Sunderbans...

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Unlearn They’ll have to find their own guy. I’m busy here 😉

Unlearn · 41-45, M

@Zaphod42 there are so many tigers and few experts...they need all help they can get.