I’ve just realized how amazing I am at preventing wild tiger attacks!

I moved down to SoCal roughly ten years ago, and in the last ten years there hasn’t been a single wild tiger attack in the greater LA area! I swear they should start paying me for my outstanding work 😋

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TryingtoLava

Thanks zaph! N hollywood was always tiger free

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@TryingtoLava Are you sure? Maybe someone else just had the job before I moved here 🤭