If you woke up in the morning and found out you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you would do?

I am aware that the scenario is unlikely, well, unless you have annoyed some sort of witch or something.

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After I freaked out, I would take a shower and basically make a lavender scented cornstarch cake all around my balls. NOT even kidding. I've smelled those things...🤢