If you woke up in the morning and found out you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you would do?

Investigate the phenomenon that is “morning wood”. 😌

Strap a mattress on my back and go down to the docks

I would feel my boobs incessantly.

Be really happy lol

After I freaked out, I would take a shower and basically make a lavender scented cornstarch cake all around my balls. NOT even kidding. I've smelled those things...🤢

Call my boss & tell him I quit, we're not doing women's work, then see how the girls get entertained.

Check myself out

Check out my new body

Freak out

Enjoy my rugged good looks, maybe flex a bit in the mirror. Wait, am I going to be in the same rough shape as I was before? Like, I'm not going to suddenly be fit and have a great looking body, am I?

Jerk it

Sephora to get my makeup done... I don’t know how to do it...

Buy some cute slutty clothes....

Go find some aggressive guys to spend the day with...

Call a doctor?

I would press Ctrl +Z to reverse the porcess

Start looking for toys

Walk funny?