How mad would you be if you found out I was thinking about you when I’m alone lying in bed?? 🤔

@deadgerbil *what you don’t know is I’ve been gradually taking small amounts of poison so I become immune, but my blood is increasingly poisonous to others*

Feeling a little woozie there my friend??

@luvnsunshine *dies 😪

@deadgerbil *mounts dismembered head on wall*

😢 he's such a beautiful corpse

@luvnsunshine ummmm. Yes?

@luvnsunshine now that you’ve corrected it, I would only be mad if you didn’t invite me over

@JoeyFoxx it took me seriously dozens of re-reads before I saw it 😂🤣

@cycleman 😂😂😂😂😂 thanks

@Straylight what can I say, my thoughts and I know how to have a good time 😏😉

@TexChik 😏😉🤭