How mad would you be if you found out I was thinking about you when I’m alone lying in bed?? 🤔

@deadgerbil well the animal heads on my wall are lonely... we Don’t have a gerbil yet 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

@luvnsunshine *lunges and bites you down to the bone

@deadgerbil *what you don’t know is I’ve been gradually taking small amounts of poison so I become immune, but my blood is increasingly poisonous to others*

Feeling a little woozie there my friend??

@luvnsunshine *dies 😪

@deadgerbil *mounts dismembered head on wall*

😢 he's such a beautiful corpse