What If a girl made you pull over to collect roadkill?

While she's out there collecting that shit, I'd run her ass over.

That's better than her killing the raccoon herself. That would be an issue.

I'd be like listen up girly. You want dead shit you pick it up.

sounds ok, I know a few witches, they're good people.

I’d be weirded out but yeah whatever at least it’s already dead

I would probably do it, then break off with her when we've got home

No - the stink of an old dead maggoty corpse in the car is a red flag 😏

She would have to ask. Made is a no go & NO road kill in my car.

Nah, I'd find it interesting

Lol

Yeah...I’d see that as a red flag. One of my aunts used to send my cousin and me to collect graveyard dirt when she was dressing candles, but only when she was pressed for time.

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