What If a girl made you pull over to collect roadkill?

sounds ok, I know a few witches, they're good people.

That's better than her killing the raccoon herself. That would be an issue.

I would probably do it, then break off with her when we've got home

Nah, I'd find it interesting

I’d be weirded out but yeah whatever at least it’s already dead

Lol

She would have to ask. Made is a no go & NO road kill in my car.

Yeah...I’d see that as a red flag. One of my aunts used to send my cousin and me to collect graveyard dirt when she was dressing candles, but only when she was pressed for time.

While she's out there collecting that shit, I'd run her ass over.

No - the stink of an old dead maggoty corpse in the car is a red flag 😏

Abortabortabortabort

I'd be like listen up girly. You want dead shit you pick it up.