Do you believe jesus is coming back?

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Do you believe jesus is coming back?

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andrewbarclave · 31-35, M

No. It's all a fairy-tale to help get the kids to sleep

MaryJanine · 61-69, F Best Comment

If he came back, he would be so disgusted by the way people keep their homes, kids and pets, and heartbroken by the way people backbite one another, he would't stay. He would be gone before you realized he had been here.

Nimbus · M

I never knew he had left Manchester City.

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Nimbus · M

@HairbrushDiva He plays for Man City football club.

HairbrushDiva · 31-35, F

@Nimbus Oh well. I couldn't care less about football, so I was bound to know that, wasn't I?

Nimbus · M

@HairbrushDiva 👍️

Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F

100%

DukeOfEarle · M

Let’s review what happened the last time...whipped, crown of thorns, had to carry a cross downtown to the outskirts, nailed to said cross, spear jammed in his side... hmm. If that were me I’d be in no hurry to get back here.

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DukeOfEarle · M

And karma came back at ya in the form of knives, lots of knives. “Ooo! Ouch ouch ouch! Oh Christ that hurts!!” you shouted. And then you had your moment of clarity just before you went out of the blue and into the black...@JuliusCaesar

latinbutterfly · F

@DukeOfEarle Yeah if you look back at history, all those historical people just wanted peace. And they went about it nonviolently but lost their lives in a violent way 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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DukeOfEarle · M

He’d best drive with the top down. I’d imagine he’d be pretty dusty @JuliusCaesar

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Ian123 · 61-69, M

Yes, probably not in my lifetime though

puck61

@Ian123 "No man knoweth the time or the hour, for it shall come upon us like a thief in the night." That being said............December 9th, 2032- 9:23 am.

Ian123 · 61-69, M

@puck61 Thats the day after my birthday 😀😀👍

nedkelly · 61-69, M

Is he up for parole in the Mexican jail?

DukeOfEarle · M

Selling his sister again, eh? @nedkelly

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

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latinbutterfly · F

Yes, that's what I was taught as a kid and I still believe it...despite what is currently happening.

Deesa123 · F

@latinbutterfly me too!!

Carazaa · F

Absolutely! Jesus saved me and has done so many miracles in my life and his word stands and I am convinced he will come back within the next 10 years. I could be wrong but I’m ready! Jesus said many hearts would grow cod and many would fall away from the faith right before he comes back and that’s what’s happening now! So I’m standing strong!

LadyJ · F

@Carazaa stand strong 👍

Carazaa · F

@LadyJ Thanks you too👍

NickiHijab · F

I wouldn't blame him if he doesn't wanna come back just yet

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@NickiHijab you have a point there

Miram · 31-35, F

I don't but I also don't have a problem with that belief in Islam or Christianity.

LeopoldBloom · M

He can’t come back because he was never here. There was probably a first century Judean rabbi named Yeshua who inspired the legends, but that’s not the Jesus of the Bible, which was a made up character.

Carazaa · F

@LeopoldBloom
Yeah, and those 500 people who saw him ascend to the clouds and the apostles and thousands who witnessed him raising the dead and healing the sick and lame never happened! And the Bible prophesies that told about thousands of events happening now in the world is just a coincident! Yeah wishful thinking! No there is a God in control of the world and we are responsible for our actions! God is just waiting for the last person to be saved and then the end!

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BigAssLeech · 31-35, M

Even if it was possible for someone to be resurrected, why would he want to come back at this point? I'd be so pissed if I was dead and suddenly got brought back to life when the world is in this condition