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A little boy killed a butterfly and his dad said "no butter for 2 weeks"
Then he killed a bee and his dad said "no honey for 2 weeks."
Then the mom killed a cockroach. And the little boy said " Do you wanna tell her or should i?"
Then he killed a bee and his dad said "no honey for 2 weeks."
Then the mom killed a cockroach. And the little boy said " Do you wanna tell her or should i?"
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There was this old couple who had been married for 50 years.
One morning at breakfast the old man says to his wife, "Just think honey we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah 50 years sitting at this same table" she said.
"We were probably sitting here naked 50 years ago" the old man says.
"Well let's get naked" the old lady said.
So they both threw their clothes off and sat back down.
The old lady says, "my nipples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago."
The old man says, "I'm not surprised cuz one is in your coffee cup and the other one is in your oatmeal."
There was this old couple who had been married for 50 years.
One morning at breakfast the old man says to his wife, "Just think honey we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah 50 years sitting at this same table" she said.
"We were probably sitting here naked 50 years ago" the old man says.
"Well let's get naked" the old lady said.
So they both threw their clothes off and sat back down.
The old lady says, "my nipples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago."
The old man says, "I'm not surprised cuz one is in your coffee cup and the other one is in your oatmeal."
quitwhendone · M
@SW-User 🤣😂 Now that was truly dumb...but cute.
SW-User
@quitwhendone bahahaha😂
Nutshell29 · 26-30, F
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep
Nutshell29 · 26-30, F
It's cheesy @KOOLKAT446
quitwhendone · M
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Gusman · 61-69, M
One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"
KOOLKAT446 · 22-25, T
@Gusman Everyone loves a good blonde joke!
quitwhendone · M
@Gusman 😂🤣
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
When Jay-Z got engaged he got a feyonce.
I had a great joke about three Chemists. But I know if I tell it I may get a bad reaction.
I tried Drag racing the other day ! Didn't mind the clothes so much but it's hard to run in heels !
Where does Kylie get her Kebabs from ?
🤦🏼♂️Jason's Donner-van !
The Mrs. said she was going to leave me due to my obsession with Transformers !
I said "Wait ! I can change !"
Why do Bees stick together in winter ?
Cause it's swarm.
Thank you ! I'm here all week !
I had a great joke about three Chemists. But I know if I tell it I may get a bad reaction.
I tried Drag racing the other day ! Didn't mind the clothes so much but it's hard to run in heels !
Where does Kylie get her Kebabs from ?
🤦🏼♂️Jason's Donner-van !
The Mrs. said she was going to leave me due to my obsession with Transformers !
I said "Wait ! I can change !"
Why do Bees stick together in winter ?
Cause it's swarm.
Thank you ! I'm here all week !
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Kazuya69 · 31-35, M
"This gentleman went to see his surgeon and was informed that he needed an operation. The man thought about that and then said, "I would like a second opinion." The doctor said, "Okay, you are ugly too"."
or
what about, the one about the girl in the nudist colony that nothing looked good on.
or
what about, the one about the girl in the nudist colony that nothing looked good on.
quitwhendone · M
Two dudes walked into a bar. No wait...it was two nuns. Yeah, two nuns were with two dudes...no wait. Ok, two nuns went to a bar and saw two dudes with dicks. Wait, lemme think. Ok, check this out...two dudes went into a bar with their dicks hanging out. Or maybe it was the nuns. Ok, wait...two dudes dressed like nuns walked into a bar and their dicks fell out. Bahahaha, that was some funny shit, wasn't it? 🤣😆😂
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quitwhendone · M
@sspec It's an old Richard Pryor routine about a guy who could not tell a joke to save his life.
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
Two blondes walk into a bar the Brunette ducks!
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
Two goldfish having a chat in a tank. One says to the other “how do you drive this thing?”
tenente · 100+, M
guess who i bumped into on the way to get my glasses fixed 🤔 everyone