Message me with your worst joke!

@SW-User 😂🤣

@quitwhendone you always laugh at my dumb jokes

@SW-User Maybe I was laughing at you. 😂🤣

@quitwhendone OK then you wanna hear another one

@SW-User 🤭

@SW-User Shoot.

@SW-User Go for it!

@quitwhendone
Wife: Honey do I please you in bed?
Husband: Yeah I love that trick you do with your mouth.
Wife: What trick?
Husband: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

@SW-User Ouch! That's cold. 😂🤣

@quitwhendone 😂😂 well. I thought it was funny.

@SW-User so did I thanks for sharing 🤣

@ExtremeNext I always know lotta dumb jokes 😄

@SW-User Ok, tell some more.

@quitwhendone
There was this old couple who had been married for 50 years.
One morning at breakfast the old man says to his wife, "Just think honey we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah 50 years sitting at this same table" she said.
"We were probably sitting here naked 50 years ago" the old man says.
"Well let's get naked" the old lady said.
So they both threw their clothes off and sat back down.
The old lady says, "my nipples are as hot for you as they were 50 years ago."
The old man says, "I'm not surprised cuz one is in your coffee cup and the other one is in your oatmeal."

@SW-User 🤣😂 Now that was truly dumb...but cute.

@quitwhendone bahahaha😂