What’s one secret your parents don’t know about you?

Glad it all worked out in the end. @iamnikki

And Miss Casheyane is wearing a two piece swim suit and says her ambition is to be President of her country, invent a cure for cancer and feed all the poor!

I’m glad you’re confident your mindset is much stronger and could serve you well. @Casheyane

@LukeTheDuke I want to be a famous author actually :)

You?

I’m happy in my current job, helping disabled people with their benefit appeals and tribunals. @Casheyane

@DarlingSelah Best not to mention!

When I had a diary I wrote things in a weird code so that no one would be able to learn my secrets when I died! Some things must stay private.@LittleEvilOne

I know. I’d be so embarrassed if my parents knew all my flaws and failures. Ditto with my work colleagues and friends. @LittleEvilOne

@SomeAreBoojums sounds like you would all make good guests on the Jerry Springer show!

@LukeTheDuke I f**ckin' hate that show

It’s not on anymore, but it sure did get trashy when it was still around. @SomeAreBoojums

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays reminds me of an old joke:

Dad: hey son, if you keep masturbating you’ll lose your eyesight.

Son: I’m over here dad.

@LukeTheDuke Hahaha!! You need an agent. 🤣

@LukeTheDuke gone but never forgotten

I hope you’re in a better place now, despite the event never being forgotten. @SW-User

@LukeTheDuke yes I am, I do have moments of I wonder what she would be like or what would she be doing...etc.

@Dewms you’re grounded.

@LukeTheDuke joke's on you i love being grounded

@Dewms I’ve been a fool!

@SW-User hope you didn’t overdo it with the drugs.

@LukeTheDuke I was pretty bad but I haven't done drugs in almost 19 years. Haven't drank in almost 7.

@SW-User well done on the abstinence.

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays but they can see you’re a tiny amphibian. Surely?

@LukeTheDuke No. They're size blind too. 😂

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays 🙈

@Handfull1 I hope they’re at peace.

@LukeTheDuke they both lived to be 89. They were at peace until they saw my secrets! 😂😂

@Handfull1 sounds interesting!

@MalteseFalconPunch oh dear.

@Whiterosesociety I hope they’re at peace

@LukeTheDuke my dad is.

@Ksmile14 reminds me of the Katy Perry song: I kissed a girl and I liked it!

@LukeTheDuke lol I did like it! I just haven't told my parents. :P

@Ksmile14 well, glad you know what you like. And it’s totally fine to have a private life from anyone, including parents.

@Luchs your birth parents gave you up?

@DragonFruit I hope they’re at peace. What’s one thing they never found out about you?

🥱@MarkPaul

@LukeTheDuke 🥺

😴@MarkPaul

Someone wrote a story about that on EP. They had accidentally left the condom behind in the bed, so the parents discovered what they had been up to. Shudder!

No need to feel uncomfortable, you’re not a murderer! @Azlotto

@LukeTheDuke "They had accidentally left the condom behind in the bed,"

LMAO...Man, my face would be forever red.

@Azlotto totally!