What’s one secret your parents don’t know about you?

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I once stayed at a hotel at a resort with my dad, and one morning while he was asleep (and snoring) I wanked in the bed next to his.

LukeTheDuke · M

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays reminds me of an old joke:

Dad: hey son, if you keep masturbating you’ll lose your eyesight.

Son: I’m over here dad.

@LukeTheDuke Hahaha!! You need an agent. 🤣