Effloresce · 26-30, F
This won’t all fit..in the bowl
Nimbus · M
@Effloresce ;)
Dlrannie · 31-35, F
Is this the small one 🙂
TexChik · F
“ MISSING! Have you seen this woman ? Last seen 3 days ago at her grocery store . If you have any information as to her whereabouts , please call....”
shuhak · M
The moment just before you hear "clean-up in the produce department"
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Two for the price of one!
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SW-User
Perfect gift for my spinster cousin
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Christmas is coming :)
Nyloncapes · 61-69, M
Going to need a big tin of salmon for this to make sandwiches
Nimbus · M
@Nyloncapes Good English grub, not too expensive and fairly healthy.
Nyloncapes · 61-69, M
@Nimbus English grub best in the world , got a cafe in Croydon I use if I meet sister they all home made food , there steak and kidney pie,chips peas and gravy to die for
Nimbus · M
lets get home quick
Somewhereovertherainbow · 51-55, F
I can’t caption this unfortunately only dirty captions come to mind 🤦♀️
Nimbus · M
Somewhereovertherainbow · 51-55, F
@Nimbus 😂
Drewman · 46-50, M
The perfect gift for the person who has everything
Nyloncapes · 61-69, M
Christmas has come early for me
Nimbus · M
@Nyloncapes Let's hope it lasts :)
purplepen · 51-55, F
The latest results of nuclear fallout.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Swallowed, stuffed, or poked some where this baby is going to leave long lasting marks!
Nimbus · M
@WillaKissing 😛
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@Nimbus You know other's thought it. I just stated what they had not!
smiler2012 · 61-69
nimbus got a nice bit of fish that would go nicely with this cucumber naughty smiler 2012
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 ;)
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
English cucumbers are the biggest.
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti REally?
How ya know that?
How ya know that?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Nimbus I’ve never seen one larger than that one.
Success · 26-30, F
My new 'boyfriend'
That's so strange, this resembles exactly who paid me for sex last night!
@Nimbus
Double penetration is out of the question? Or one of these will destroy, me, my cervix! LOL!
Double penetration is out of the question? Or one of these will destroy, me, my cervix! LOL!
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
Going to need a lot of cream cheese
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