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I wanted some real sealskin gloves so I tried to club a seal to death with my penis. I accidentally got it pregnant instead.

Problem is that the seal is catholic and won’t get an abortion. So my question is what should I name my seal baby?
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
Moon Unit.
zerofuks2give · 36-40, M
Lol yeah I know about yellow snow[@955094,quitwhendone]
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
[@359439,zerofuks2give] I'm telling you, it's the jam. 🎼🎸🥁🎹

You'll like it. The music is good and it's really funny.

Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow.
quitwhendone · 46-50, M
[@359439,zerofuks2give] Oh, you must be from the frozen tundra.

🎼Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow.
DolphinCookie · 36-40, F
What about Seal? It worked for the singer 🤷🏼‍♀️
DolphinCookie · 36-40, F
[@359439,zerofuks2give] I know it’s not very original lol
zerofuks2give · 36-40, M
[@892169,Starchild1983] lol nope. How bout Gloves? 😂
zerofuks2give · 36-40, M
Or Sealy McSealface?[@892169,Starchild1983]
NOT Flipper
zerofuks2give · 36-40, M
🤷🏻‍♂️ They taste the same[@619287,Jwalker]
[@359439,zerofuks2give] OH NO YOU DIDN"T!! That's your baby.
zerofuks2give · 36-40, M
Not the baby. Just the mom 😂[@619287,Jwalker]

 
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