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I wanted some real sealskin gloves so I tried to club a seal to death with my penis. I accidentally got it pregnant instead.

Problem is that the seal is catholic and won’t get an abortion. So my question is what should I name my seal baby?
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Lol yeah I know about yellow snow@quitwhendone
@zerofuks2give I'm telling you, it's the jam. 🎼🎸🥁🎹

You'll like it. The music is good and it's really funny.

Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow.
@zerofuks2give Oh, you must be from the frozen tundra.

🎼Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow.
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
What about Seal? It worked for the singer 🤷🏼‍♀️
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@zerofuks2give I know it’s not very original lol
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Starchild1983 lol nope. How bout Gloves? 😂
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Or Sealy McSealface?@Starchild1983
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
🤷🏻‍♂️ They taste the same@Pitchblue
@zerofuks2give OH NO YOU DIDN"T!! That's your baby.
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Not the baby. Just the mom 😂@Pitchblue

 
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