I wanted some real sealskin gloves so I tried to club a seal to death with my penis. I accidentally got it pregnant instead.

Problem is that the seal is catholic and won’t get an abortion. So my question is what should I name my seal baby?

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Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

What about Seal? It worked for the singer 🤷🏼‍♀️

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

Hmmmmm. Maybe. @Starchild1983

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@zerofuks2give I know it’s not very original lol

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

@Starchild1983 lol nope. How bout Gloves? 😂

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

Or Sealy McSealface?@Starchild1983